In a world full of bad ideas, the one this woman had might just be the worst.

People love to put their cameras in everybody’s faces these days and no one’s off limits — not man, fish, or fowl. And judging by this ridiculous footage, the same applies to snakes. When this woman was hanging out in her yard one day, she ran into a scaly visitor. Like any sane person would do, she pulled out her phone, started filming, and poked it.

Let’s just say she got the reaction she deserved.video-player-present

Can someone please explain to me why she went and tried it again?

Actually, don’t. I truly don’t need any help questioning the state of humanity right now.