Holding world records is cool. Holding world records for things like this? Not so much.

When we think of world record holders, we usually picture star athletes pulling off epic feats of physical fitness or people doing death-defying stunts in the name of Guinness. What we don’t usually envision is some dude popping his eyes out and keeping them like that for way, way too long.

But alas, here we are.

Yeah, I don’t think I can live the same life after seeing that. I think I’ll stick to working on the world’s largest stamp collection.