“Attention shoppers, the store is now closing.”

That’s what customers hear as a store begins to close up shop for the night. A voice over the PA system patiently asks them to gather their belongings and proceed to the register. Basically, it’s the same thing every time (even when the store isn’t using a recording).

This Target has its employees announce the closing of the store over the PA system. After a few weeks of closing, this guy decided to get a little creative with his message.

Ah, boredom. It causes so many wonderful things!