Does the thought of a giant lizard taking up residence in your home sound like your personal version of Hell? Then you should definitely be thankful that you’re not a member of this unlucky family.

When they walked onto their porch one day, they were confronted by a visitor of the reptilian variety — and it was a big one. Doing what any sane person would do, one guy went ahead a grabbed some rope so he could lasso the thing.

I think he’s been watching too many Westerns.

I’m really not going to feel as bad next time I find a mouse in my house. Just saying.