Let This Pumpkin Decide Who is our Next President

The yearly Keys Underwater Pumpkin Carving Contest at Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary saw craftsmen of any age encompassed by fish and coral reef assembled on the ocean depths, 30 feet underneath the surface, cut and adorn their pumpkins. Partaking jumpers were tested to keep the pumpkins from coasting endlessly while they cut their masterpieces. Cut pumpkins with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump veils were named “Howl-ary Clinton” and “Donald Trumpkin” however at long last pumpkin called “undecided voter” with swelling eyes and outstretched hands with a sign that read “We’re screwed” won the challenge.