Kids, those precious, lovable, sassy little humans, really do say the darnedest things. It’s just a fact.

And this father knows it. During pizza night, Dad got a series of adorable responses from his four-year-old son after he asked the little guy a question about marriage. Even though the kiddo wants to have little ones of his own one day, he doesn’t want to get married, mostly because of the spit-filled kisses that come along with it.

As much distaste as he might have for marriage and kissing right now, I have a feeling he’ll change his mind about all that by the time he reaches high school. For now, however, all he wants to do is chow down.