Some Hilarious Jokes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

 No one will deny the fact that Brooklyn Nine-Nine is one of the best comedy shows on the idiot box right now. So far, we haven’t come across any show that could as perfectly combine mystery with humor as this show did. It has everything right from the childlike romance of Jake and Amy, mysterious vibes of Jake and Rosa, the crazy food love of Boyle and the straight-faced humor of Captain Holt in the right amount. The director sure knew how to use the awkward pauses for laughs and how to keep the viewers glued to the screen.

  • When Boyle asks Peralta how much he spent on his date, Peralta said he just needs to pay $5 for the next 2000 years every month. So, it’s basically peanuts!!

  • What…finally you are asking me to come along with you to free the innocent woman.

  • I no more have any feelings for that girl…So, now I can finally breathe free.

  • When it comes to sex, I like to handle things alone dear.

  • Othello…what’s it? I never heard anything about it.

  • The best thing about having a murder mystery that has no evidence or leads is that you don’t need to worry about any paperwork.

  • Please, I don’t want anyone to spoil my fun of watching the second season of media content.

  • What can be more discriminating than not given a chance to prove yourself….. Really!!…. Did I say too much?

  • There’s nothing wrong with dating your teacher if she is hot.

  • Man, I will take care of my body; you better focus on yours.

  • Is it perfect, perfector or perfect and more perfect?

  • You cannot retire from NYPD for any damn reason of yours…Remember we have to die together.


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