Girls are the most sensitive beings in the world. They are not just sensitive, but very complicated as well. Let’s face it! It is really difficult to know what to say and what not to say. It is really easy to piss a girl off but actually trying to cheer her up can really be a difficult thing to do. Here are a few things that you can say to your bikes, but you should never dare say them to your girlfriends or you would never hear the end of it:
- “I Have a Bike”
- “I Really Wish You Were Not Black!”
- “Sometimes Choking Her Is Necessary to Get Her Morning Started!”
- “The Sound That Your Hole Creates Is Just Amazing”
- “Let’s See If Someone Else Can Make a Louder Sound Out of You Than Me!”
These dialogues are clearly meant for our lovely two wheelers and not our lovely ladies, so never use them in the wrong place.