Things That Can Be Said to Bikes but Not Girlfriends!

Girls are the most sensitive beings in the world. They are not just sensitive, but very complicated as well. Let’s face it! It is really difficult to know what to say and what not to say. It is really easy to piss a girl off but actually trying to cheer her up can really be a difficult thing to do. Here are a few things that you can say to your bikes, but you should never dare say them to your girlfriends or you would never hear the end of it:

  • “I Have a Bike”

If someone says this, you know that he is someone who is friend-zoned terribly. This guy must have been friend-zoned even worse than Jorah Mormont of Game of Thrones!

  • “I Really Wish You Were Not Black!”

If you are trying to make fun of your girlfriend’s complexion, you would not have a girlfriend anymore. Never make fun of someone’s complexion, especially not your girlfriend’s complexion.

  • “Sometimes Choking Her Is Necessary to Get Her Morning Started!”

If your girl is lazy in the morning and needs some choking action, you might end up using this line, but I suggest you don’t. It would make her really mad and you would never hear the end of it.

  • “The Sound That Your Hole Creates Is Just Amazing”

Wow!!! Some girls might like that, some won’t. So, beware of using some cheeky NSFW dialogues like this.

  • “Let’s See If Someone Else Can Make a Louder Sound Out of You Than Me!”

I don’t think anyone would ever say this!! So, no need to explain why!

These dialogues are clearly meant for our lovely two wheelers and not our lovely ladies, so never use them in the wrong place.

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